Do you love to party? Looking for new and
exciting things to do? Now, the world’s leader in entertainment, B.S.
Productions, has teamed up with everyone’s favorite senile delinquent, Agnes,
to bring you “Party down with Grandma!” That’s right folks, B.S. Productions
has been hard at work creating
the most exciting parties with Agnes.
The following are just a few of the party packages
now available from B.S. (Bob and SaraH)
PARTY
WITH GRANDMA NIGHT
You won’t
believe the fun you’ll have as B.S. breaks out the games, see the competitive side of Agnes as she makes
word after word in SCRABBLE. Watch your money disappear as she wheels and deals
her way to the top in MONOPOLY! You won’t
want the evening to end!
MOVIE
NIGHTS WITH GRANDMA
Critics the
world over are raving about this revolutionary new party plan by B.S. Eat
snacks with Agnes while watching a movie that the staff has chosen, on a color
television. Mike Smith of the New York Times calls movie nights, “the most
entertaining thing the human race has seen since the invention of beer!!”
SHOOTING
THE BREEZE WITH GRANDMA NIGHT
One of
the more relaxing plans, yet still breathtaking, as we kick back and listen to
Grandma talk about things no one cares about. Hear which local establishments have the best
bathrooms. Learn how modern technology has destroyed her life. And of course,
hear what those damn democrats are up to.
JOIN
NOW!!!
Call Bob
or SaraH now at 412-225-9452 and you will receive invitations to all B.S.
events - kisses from SaraH when you attend such an event. A chance to see
Grandma smile – A close relationship with SaraH. So what are you waiting for?
Don’t
miss this chance to experience the awesome party power of Agnes!!
CALL
NOW!!!
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