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December 20, 2016         millionth edition                  $2.50

Julia Cleans Room& Other Miracles of 2016

A floor was discovered under piles of clothes and debris last month in Julia’s room. The shocking discovery occurred  after several Hefty trash bags were hauled away in a garbage truck. The floor appears to be carpeted.

In other miracles, Peaches was spotted darting into the kitchen, and this alleged 25-foot sprint might be the biggest miracle of all. Fear appears to be the motive. Flies can be terrifying!Food and fear are two of the only motivators that encourage voluntary motion in Peaches. Peaches much prefers to lie on her back completely inert, receiving belly rubs as she demonstrated on the couch recently.

Julia and Friends Go to Homecoming Dance

Julia, Kaylee, Emily, Tia (AKA BRO) and Sarah looked stunning for their Homecoming Dance in October. They are all juniors at Burrell High School. Julia was escorted to the dance with a date named Blake from Plum. They all had a great time.