Some dirty bastard stole my underwear.

written by MOM   I worked at a tobacco farm where we sewed tobacco leaves together and then hung them up to dry. We took a train up to Connecticut and stayed for the summer. Buff and I traveled with my friend Donna Frankel and many other high school students from the Pittsburgh area. We were all looking forward to a fun-filled summer and a new experience.  The work was boring; the pay was minimal; but still it was a great summer. We made many new friends. Along with the good friends were a few rather uncouth types like Virgie. Virgie pronounced her name VIR' GEE. She made these ridiculous accusations.

 "Some dirty bastard stole my underwear."  

 Of course Buffy and I kept this quote for many many years. "SOME DIRTY BASTARD STOLE MY UNDERWEAR!!!!"  This came in handy when we'd lose our glasses/our keys/ our purses/ anything and everything. SOME DIRTY BASTARD STOLE MY KEYS!!!